Misadventures That Infuriate Writers

Writing is not easy. Sudden unforeseen calamities lurk in the shadows. Consider Shakespeare one morning while putting quill to parchment, writing the famous line, “to be or not to be”, when his cat leaps onto Will’s desk, knocks over the ink bottle, ink flooding over the parchment, blackness blotting out what Will had written. To kill the cat or not kill the cat. That was the question.

Or Dashiell Hammett typing furiously towards the end of a chapter in “The Maltese Falcon.” He is in the writer’s bliss zone, words flowing like water from a faucet. But one of the typewriter keys is heading towards its desired targeted white page, while two keys, on either side of the rising key, are descending, all colliding in a twisted metal pileup, stuck together unable to be pried apart. Words stopped flowing. Hammett’s right fist pounds into the keyboard. Writers hate it when flowing words are turned off.

I doubt writers use quill and ink today, but some old school writers may use an electric typewriter or write on yellow legal paper. I tried the yellow sheets, but I had trouble reading my handwriting. The modern writer can use a computer, laptop, or tablet to write in Word.doc, using spell check, or they can purchase writing apps like Scrivner, Write!, Novlr, or a dozen others. Then Writers have Facebook, X, Instagram, Tik Tok. And writers create their own websites and publish on Kindle Direct.

What can go wrong for the modern writer when everything is easily accessed. Spell checks never miss misspelled words do they. Your cat can’t accidently jump on your keyboard, a paw hitting delete while you are proofreading after all. Computers never have problems do they.

The more things change, the more things remain the same. My cat is sneakily approaching as I type. I have to chase him out.

To Publish or Not to Publish; that is the question-and of course How

If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
– Anonymous

I have published three e-novels and two collections of short stories on Amazon because getting an agent who may find a publisher who may publish the book would be like beating the odds of winning the lottery. The odds are against anyone for too many reasons to go into in this blog.

But . . .

Having just finished my fourth novel I am faced with a choice based on new information about e-books and hard copy (book) by a publisher (who puts book in bookstores).

First, Amazon has something new that might make it easier for me and anyone else to publish. In the past I outsourced my word.doc to LiberWriter who changes my word doc. to the specifications of Amazon, something I do not feel qualified to do. LiberWriter sends me a file that I can upload on Amazon. Of course that costs me money, but I am willing as it saves me time and because I have no idea how to do it anyway.

Bu now Amazon has something called Kindle Create that lets me send my Word Doc to a software program they have and it recognizes everything, lets me play with it a bit, edit and so on before I publish, thus bypassing my paid formatter. I have done a cursory review of the how to and it seems easy enough for me to accomplish.

Or . . .

I subscribe to Authors Publish, a free weekly e-mail about smaller publishing houses that are likely to accept your manuscript. They do research on the company and also remind you to check out the publisher yourself through websites like Predators and Editors, which, alas, is no more. It is looking for a caretaker. But there is Writers Beware, that is supported by Science  Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America with support from Mystery Writers of America, Horror Writers Association, and American Society of Journalists and Authors (links below). Authors Publish also has leads on magazines, online zines, journals, and they tell who pays and who doesn’t and provide links.

So . . .

Among the emails from them I have found book publishers that I may be able to work with. I have yet to fully research them as these e-mails have come during my writing and proofreading, so I saved the ones I read that looked promising. I have had a couple short stories published in hardcover, but a novel would be nice.

Therefore . . .

I must research both Kindle Create and a possible publisher. And do so now. But we have more options today then did Moses and he was more of an agent.

Horror Writers Association

Mystery Writers of America

American Society of Journalists and Authors

Thanks for reading.